If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
how do i get over someone who i never dated
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
"remember that time when yo-"
and then yo-