Some days I can't even trust myself

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving