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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

  • me talking about men twice my age: but he's my bby

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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cheekycalumn:

and here we have snapback michael

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

  • wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  • stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something